ISPFG
International Society for the Protection of Flying Giraffes

You may say 'what?'. You may say 'this is nonsense!'. You may say, 'hey this isn't the site I was looking for!', and reach straight for the 'back' button.

But wait.

Flying giraffes everywhere need YOUR help, and you can't abandon them by the simple click of a mouse.

We can hear you now, saying 'this is mad, there's no such things as flying giraffes'. But just because you don't see them, doesn't mean they don't exist. Have you ever seen a Kakapo bird? It's one of the rarest creatures in the world, down to just 50 animals. You've never seen one, but they still exist. Flying giraffes are the same.

Flying giraffes are one of the most endangered creatures in the world. There are less than 100 recorded in the wild, unable to survive in captivity. Their habitat has been steadily reduced by deforestation, their breeding grounds built over, their food destroyed.

Only YOU can help this terrible decline of this elegant, distinct and above all interesting species.

There are three easy steps to follow.

1: Plant lots of their food in your garden, about 50 each of purple-berry pine and the 200ft tall twiddleflower bush

2: Bulldoze your house and replace it with a hollow log about 1 kilometre high, complete with nest boxes for the flying giraffe mothers.

3: Send all your money to us.

Follow these steps, and soon you will have many flying giraffes swooping, diving and flying around you.

Created by Rebecca Pinder, in association with Random Randomness